Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The Demo



One day a radiologist unfortunately passed away. Before he could move from earth to the netherworld, the radiologist was confronted by both St. Peter and the Devil.

St. Peter pops up a laptop and says "Here is a video of Heaven". The radiologist looks at the video and sees the streets are lined with gold, people are tranquil and calm, Mozart is playing softly in the background. "Humm, that looks pretty nice" says the recently deceased radiologist.

The Devil then opens up his wide screen, high performance multimedia laptop and says "This is Hell". The radiologist is surprised to see a Hawaiian beach party replete with beautiful girls, a rock band, dancing and singing, music blaring, a cool sea breeze, and awesome waves to surf.

"Wow, that looks awesome" says our now excited radiologist. "I think I will just choose Hell, it looks WAY cooler!"

So POOF! He is now surrounded by burning pits of fire, chained to a wall, sweat stinging his eyes, getting lashed by one of the Devil's helpers while forced to read grainy x-rays on a excruciatingly slow Windows 95 based PACS system from 1992.

"What is going on!" he screamed at Satan. "This is nothing like what you showed me earlier."

"Oh, sorry" said the Devil. "That was just the demo."

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Don't buy your PACS system based on the demo alone.

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